I went on a date today. It was my first date in longer-than-I'd-like-to-admit. And it was one of the worst dates I have ever been on. It lasted only an hour and a half and I thought it lasted an eternity. I didn't know how to end it. It was terrible. To make it weirder, I think he was the gayest straight man I have ever met. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay (channeling that Seinfeld episode now). Just that I would prefer not to date a gay man.
All's well though. I got some Sam Adams Summer Ale on my way home.
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